I’d feel more comfortable with dudes opening doors for me if instead of saying “ladies first” they said “eagle one is on the premises, make way for madam president, I repeat eagle one is on the premises”
can we just take a minute to thank all the bands whose concert tickets are cheap because they understand that most of us are broke teenagers that can’t even afford a pack of gum
I just want to write myself a world and go live in it
I’m the type of person that never starts a conversation and then wonders why I have no friends
do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how
If you sucking dick, girl I ain’t mad atcha.
If you got a sugar daddy, girl I ain’t mad atcha.
If you getting laid every damn night, girl I ain’t mad atcha.
If you doing nudes, girl I ain’t mad atca.
Do yo fucking thing, shawty. Live your life. You only got one. Be fucking happy.